Sep 29, 2012

Streams in Infy.

Imp Topics to learn in Generic.
Go wth bgs for c. Study till pointers,arrays
Java dnt stdy too much. Prepare till interfaces. Fr rdbms go for oracle press.
Even go thru pl/sql

Order of streams
1)open systems (os) dnt ever dream dat yu get dis stream
2)dot net theory sub. Need to work hard
3)mainframes its extremely new technology fr us and 2nd most dif stream but a diff one where u will get a chance to interact with server directly,which is d special thing in MF(but u will love dis stream if u r trained in Bangalore instead of Mysore like me)
4)java finacle heard its tough
5)jee its progrmatical so dnt wrry
6)mf,ims easy
7)ES,which consists of sub streams like SAP,ORACLE...

Salary Salary Salary...

Your Salary varies depending on ur CGPA,So plan accordingly.
1)if cgpa>=4 and <4.5-- 32,000 wil be ur first month sal after trainin...
2)f cgpa>=4.5 and <4.95--35,000
3)if cgpa>=4.95 to 5 --- 40,000....dis sounds gud....aim fr 5....
its only d 1st month salary after trainin..
For 2nd month it will be..
1)23k
2)23.5 k
3)24 k
I will update dis on monday if der s any change...

Some helpful info for new joinees..

* Before you join infy make sure u have all your documents ready.
* Only 2 people along with you can enter the gate(GATE-2) and they will hav to wait until u
 finish all ur procedure at the near by food court(Fiesta)
* you will need only a photo and ID proof(original) at the entrance
* your luggage and you will be transported to the main building for room allocation and issue
of ID cards. Here make sure you enter with your friends,
there are chances you get the same room(happened to most of them)
ASK THEM IF U AND UR FRIEND WANT ROOM IN SAME FLOOR,IF THERE S POSSIBILITY THEN THEY WILL DEFINITELY GIVE:)
* you are free the whole day and can roam around or get back to your parents if they are
waiting for you.
* Your induction(orientation) program goes on for a week.
* During induction you will be asked to submit the various documents that you were asked to
carry.
* You will receive a mail a week before joining, regarding the medical test. Best advice is
 find out the kind of tests and get it done from any of the big hospitals
(columbia asia, fortis)
 else you can wait for the list of hospitals and test to be mailed.

 All these facilities are there in your room
        Towel, bed sheet, bed covers,pillows,pillow cover, quilt, coffee and tea sachets
 with sugar (daily 1 each), bathing towel, 6 hangers, doormat, coffee and tea maker,
a cup, glass, spoon, table lamp, wall clock,lcd TV, basket fir dirty clothes, Almirah
 with electronic locker, all out for mosquitos, water bottle, table nd study chair , sofa,
 bath room with western toilet shower....

Keys for getting good score @ infy..

1.listen to class and understand topics(this will solve 60 % of ur effort during preparation for modules) 
2.read appendix and footnotes without fail in slides( For those who want 4.5 and above cgpa)
3-you'll have self assessment everyday,take it without fail and learn things you r weak at..
4.IMPORTANT POINT-meet seniors and ask for snippets by mail.. Read them but not BLINDLY.. Some answers may be wrong.. But it teaches you lots n lots of things n helps for objective test.. :-)
Execute the snippets side by side to be sure of the answer..
(snippet s d MANTRA to get good score)
5.In the main objective test, finish the theory questions first by browsing through all
questions.. Den the 2m quests then come back to 1m quest.. :-)
6.while studying when you have a head ache jus leave class, there's always a saturation point
n we need to accept it..
Infosys hardly terminates anyone due to lack of marks, they give u retest, retraining n all,
which are more than enough but if u still dont clear the exams, u will resign urself getting
bore of d the training thing...
 ***Try to maintain 12 hrs of Avg working Hrs,because it will help u a lot if u r in bench after posting.

Feb 19, 2012

Details of patches.

1. Master patch:
Discription : require for active all patches.

2. ReplaceSwf2Ffs:
Discription : changes the location of Gadget and Menu flash files (SWF) to Media/Res/Flash. Files must to changed name to Gadget.swf and MainMenu_CM.swf. If that files (or folder) will not be detected, it will load standart Gadget, and don't have a Menu.

3. Font:
Discription - Change font style, just copy new font (changed name to: Cool50_Dial.ttf and CoolM_EUCJK.ttf) to Media/Res/Font folder.

4. VideoSizeLarge:
Discription : make your phone can view 240*400 video resolution.

5. DeleteJavaPopup:
Discription : disables requests to the user in Java apps.

6. VibOnCall:
Discription : making the phone vibrate when they picked up. (some one help me explain :( )

7. KeyLockVib:
Discription : making the phone vibrate when lock and unlock.

8. SaveCallLog:
Discription : the call log is not cleared after changing sim card and in a mode without a SIM card.

9. LockedJavaOnMmc:
Discription : Makes it possible to install Java applications on a memory card (MMC/Java/Locked).
instruction to install Java apps on Memory card:
step1: Create folder named Java on Memory card, enter that folder and create Locked folder.
step2: Enter Locked folder and Create folder with any name you want to see in "Games".
step3: Put both file .jar and .jad to that folder you created in step2.
step4: Go to keypad, type: * # 7092463 * #>> 5. DB management>> Update DB>> Java.
step5: After that, go to "Games" and enjoy.

10. PowerSaveMode:
Discription : The patch removes the limitation on the use of phone features in economy mode (low battery).

11. JavaLcdOff:
Discription : The patch fixes the lights in Java-applications. Now the lights go out according to the phone settings.

12. CheckSignOff:
Discription : The patch removes the question of "content is not signed. Continue?" when installing java-applications.

13. FlashPlayer:
Discription : The patch changes the path to the flash drive Help.swf on Media / Res /
and renames it FlashPlayer.swf
the archive is an example
with it in a folder RES Throws games with names 1.swf, 2.swf, 3.swf etc. to 14.swf with a resolution of more than 600 * 430

14. ColourTab:
Discription : Loads the color of the file / Media / Res / Color.bin
+ Sources in the archives for the Monte
+ Color.bin from Fearmaker in orange tones.

15. JavaHideSilentPopup:
Discription : Now when you run Java-based applications in a mode without sound will not matter "Play sound in silent mode?". Sounds will not play.

16. Relocate ActiveSync Folder:
Discription : Move the folder from the / mount / MMC / in Media / Res . After installing the patch, delete the folder from flehi.
Remove completely did not, there is some kind of temporary files, so that just suffered what would your eyes are not corn.

17. Change Calc:
Discription : The patch replaces the standard calculator to a version the user. To do this, you need a phone to create a folder: Res and it put the file

18. KeyHoldTaskMgr:
Discription : The patch allows you to run Task Manager by briefly pressing the button key lock. The patch offers quite large, for example, allows you to roll up and then come back on almost every menu item, a set of SMS, camera, Java, etc., as well as to fully use your phone during a call. Zablokirovka keyboard is now done holding the same button.

19. MyFiles:
Discription : Patch to change the path to the file MyFiles.swf
"System / Flash / MyFiles /" to "media / RES / Flash /"

20. DeleteSThumbDB:
Discription : The patch removes SThumbDB.tdb Memory card.

21. RadioWoHeadset:
Discription : The patch allows you to listen to the radio without headphones.

22. ScreenShot:
Discription : The patch allows you to take screenshots of your phone screen. Activates the command AT + SUBLCD a modem port. Screenshot is saved in a folder / Media / Other files / scr.bin. Before removing the screenshot disable MTP Screen Block using the code * # 6870 # to access the phone features in the mode of connection to the PC.

23. BackKeyTaskMgr:
Discription : The patch allows you to run the task manager holding the central button.
Do not use with a patch KeyHoldTaskMgr .

24. MissedCallReport:
Discription : The patch adds a feature phone notification of the missed call. If there is a missed call, the phone informs about every minute beep and vibration or vibration only (if activated MP3 player, in Java, in a mode without sound). Sound notification should be in / Media/Res/Sound/MissCall.mp3. Notification is carried out as long as you do not go into a call log or return the call to a subscriber whose call missed.

25. FreeOfflineMode:
Discription : The patch allows you to fully use the radio and bluetooth in standalone mode.

26. CameraBGM:
Discription : The patch allows the background playback player and radio in the camera mode.

27. RemoveIncreaseRing:
Discription : Now the phone when an incoming call ring tone will be played directly on the volume, which is set in the profile settings, if the signal is not selected growing melody.

28. Change SWF 1:
Discription : This Patch is the upgraded version of ReplaceSwf2Ffs patch. Does the same as ReplaceSwf2Ffs patch i.e. changes the location of Gadget and Menu flash files (SWF) to Media/Res/Flash. Files must to changed name to Gadget.swf and MainMenu_CM.swf. If that files (or folder) will not be detected, it will load standart Gadget, and don't have a Menu.
Condition: See note at the end

29. Change SWF2:
Discription : Updated version of Change SWF1. This patch allows you to load the res/flash folder from the memory card. Now you can put the res/flash folder containing all the required file of a mod in the memory card, paste the folder in the root directory of the memory card.

30. TalkAon:
Discription : The patch adds a telephone number or function of pronunciation caller name for incoming calls. While only a voice - if ringing melody or vibration + melody. In the latter case, the pronunciation is against the background of an incoming call vibration. If the folder / Media / Res / Sound / file exists nomer_abonenta.mp3 (necessarily with constant bitrate, name - taking into account the mask), it will be played, otherwise the room will be said according to the settings in the file / Media / Res / Config / talk_aon. cfg . If this file is not found, for pronunciation will be chosen configuration of the patch - the last 10 digits. These settings will be used if the file is not found a mask for the current issue. At the time of pronunciation features of the phone numbers are not blocked, and you can answer a call while pronunciation is not completed. To work you must copy the patch file talk_aon.mp3 in the folder / Media / Res / Sound / phone. The archive with a patch program for creating talk_aon.cfg and talk_aon.mp3 and instructions. Paragraph Sound patch the configurator is not used. For correct operation of the necessary patches MasterPatch and Talker v.03 .

31. AddThemes:
Discription : The patch adds an item in my theme settings will be deleted 3 additional subjects. Can switch between them right here without resetting and prekonfiguratsy.

32. SmartHandsfree:
Discription : When phone is locked holding the key on the headset with active MP3 player will jump to the next track.

33. KeyMusicControl:
Discription : Allows you to control the player in the locked mode, a call key (previous track), Back (pause / play), End key (next track).

34. NewPhoneLock:
Discription : Now Screen Lock - USB flash drive in the / Media / Res / Flash / PhoneLock.swf. But: there is no display of missed events (and not likely to be) area in the center of the screen is given to intellectual unlock, so in their USB flash drives have or will adjust or disable smart unlock the settings - there's nothing more to think, and perhaps this is why the standard window blocking was done not to flush. The command to unlock - fscommand ("Send", "KeyUnlock"). To work needed MasterPatch .

35. Change_7092463_1111111:
Discription : The patch replaces the combination to enter the service menu * # 7092463 * # to * # 1111111 at * #.

36. ChangeBTWlan:
Discription : The patch replaces the path of Bluetooth and Wlan.
Note:-
Keep the Bluetooth.swf and Wlan.swf in / Media / Res / Flash (Phone Memory).

37. SndLevelFromSettings:
Discription : After installing the patch, the volume of sounds in all the existing sound patches will depend on the volume settings of sounds the phone.

38. Talker:
Discription : The patch adds the phone function of the current time voice pronunciation (required for correct operation of the patch BackKeyTaskMgr , SndLevelFromSettings ). Called a short pressing the "back" on your desktop. Pressing the playback stops. At the time of playback functions of the phone is not locked. In silent mode, a window appears that in silent mode to disable. File talker.mp3 of the patch tarball copy of / Media / Res / Sound /. The patch requires 60 Kbytes of free space on your phone.

Condition:
For using ReplaceSwf2Ffs, Change SWF v1 and Change SWF v2.
You can use any on of the patches. if you use more than one patch "Change SWF v1" will override and the res/flash folder would be loaded fron the phone or the default folder will be loaded.
For using KeyHoldTaskMgr & BackKeyTaskMgr
You can use only one of the patch at a time.

Patch Menu Details:
Go to patch menu:
Power off the phone and power on using combine: "Lock button" + "Power On/Off button"
Navigate:
* Vol + to up
* Vol - to down.
Save: LOCK button.
Select: CAMERA button
Go Back: CALL button
Next page: MIDDLE button
Explained by-subhash

Guide to install new widgets.

Download the widgets here-http://www.mediafire.com/?02x8seab86dtbh6

1.open the folder and click on html file (the one with web icon)
2.click on touch to install(some widgets contain different names).
3.It will be downloaded to ur phone.click back.
4.Now go to home screen and click on widget.It will show the installed widgets.select the one u want.

Jan 25, 2012

read it and enjoy..

Excuse me busy fellow, but why you want to put so much scene? Whenever your friends suggest to do something fun, then only you will have all sorts of work in this world. ‘Oh no, there is so much to do. I have to read, send a report, email this, print that, go to hell and come back by tomorrow morning..’ . Some nonsense reason you will give.

One time two times is ok, always some stupid reason you give? You say you are busy with this, busy with that, but somehow you will find all the time in the world to update status messages, including your bloody latitude and longitude, in all the social networking websites. And still you act as if the whole earth is rotating on your head.

In school days only you put all the scene in the world in front the girls. (The girls bloody didn’t even look at you, that is a different story.) You were sitting under the tree with a book, even in PT period when other boys were playing hand cricket. God knows what you were studying, because you were anyway getting the same 70% marks in all the subjects.

Even today you repeat the same thing. Anyone calls you means you will not attend the call. And then after 2 days like one lord, you will call back and say ‘Sorry man, I was in a meeting that day.’ They will also reply as if nothing has happened ‘Hehe, no problem re, just called you just like that.’

See if you don’t want to anyone to disturb you in chat means, don’t login itself na! Or login under ‘Invisible mode’. Why you want to put “DO NOT DISTURB” as the status man? This is heights of scene. You want to show off in front of everybody that you are the only one doing work and other fellows with green dot are all jobless fools is it? Nonsense.

And worst is the other guys who always have the red dot. You are always busy is it? Who you are trying to fool? First of all, you should not login to chat itself in office, that you know? On top of that you will exhibit all sorts of stupid behaviour.

Oh and in the office the kind of scene you put. Uff man. If you stare seriously into the monitor means, nobody will know is it? Boss, everybody in this world knows you are playing Freecell. That is the only game in the world that will make you look like you are performing some complex integral calculus problems.

Either you do that or you do the other extreme. See, you are in a desk job. Why you always get up and move here and there with sleeves rolled up and pencil behind the ears? People will look at you and go, ‘Man, he is so busy. Such a hard worker’. No? Whenever somebody wants to talk to you, you act as if you are the CEO and immediately tell, ‘Oh, I have a meeting in 5 minutes. Can you please send me a calendar invite for next Wednesday? I am fully booked till then.’

I have one doubt. If you are always in meeting means when you will do your work?

Besides, what meeting meeting? Two people go into the conference room and talk means it is a meeting is it? Two people talking means it is a conversation. Three people only is a meeting. I know what you will discuss in the conference room. ‘Arey, this room is so much better. The AC outside is so bad. Let us stay here for a while.’ All the others outside will think ki you are discussing some mind blowing strategy that will change the history of the company.

Why you want to act like the CEO of the company? Even the CEO is roaming around casually, as if he is jobless. He is looking at you and wondering what so much work you have, he himself cannot understand.

Next time I see you show off, I will ask you questions such that you will want to pluck your tongue and die off. Or even better, I myself will pluck your tongue.

Jan 15, 2012

A love story in Infy...

Its the love story of a one infy guy..It might kill Ur precious time (but its worth it)..happy reading :-)

I was sitting on the footpath right outside my hostel building with all my bags packed, waiting for the golf cart which had to drop me till the gate of the Infosys campus in Mysore. Infosys Technologies ltd. is the most prestigious software company in India and its campus in Mysore, where all the fresh entrants are trained is considered to be the best in India. I looked at the surroundings. Road was empty and there was no one around. All the trainees were attending classes as it was around eleven in the morning. A lovely breeze was blowing and I could see some birds frisking, frolicking and playing pranks with each other but I was alone.

I was alone when all my friends were in the class. Now even the birds, the wind and the trees had started teasing me.

I couldn't resist myself from shedding another drop of tear although I'd been doing the same the whole last night. Of course, I was checking out but that was not the only reason for the tears. It was something much bigger than that and very much contemptible. I was not leaving the campus after completing my training but I'd been expelled from the company. Or I can say, I was being thrown out. I felt like dying.

Then appeared the white colored cart coming from the road adjoining Food Court 2. The cart reminded me of my first day in the campus and took me into the past for sometime.

What a lovely evening that was? How excited I was when I put my first step into the heaven called as Mysore campus of Infosys and was completely engrossed with the thoughts of future that what I will do and how I'll enjoy in the campus. First thing that came to my mind that day was to explore the campus and locate all those places I'd seen in those lovely photographs. I sat into the golf cart which took me through some long and winding but neat and clean roads. The first building I noticed was that football shaped spherical building which appeared behind the lush green cricket ground on the right side of the road. In fact that was the only building I'd seen before coming here but I was amazed to see a building on the left which was under construction. It was absolutely phenomenal and resembled the Colosseum of Rome. There was another one which resembled the White House but wasn't white in color.

Some guy in the Cart told that it is GEC or the Global Education Centre where we'll go through our training.

The cart stopped at a small building inside which there was a kind of a reception. We got our luggage checked and room was allotted to me. The guy sitting next to me in the cab was to be my room mate. His name was Varun and was a tall but slim guy from Punjab with a lot of beard on his face looked as if he's not shaved since ages but that really gave him a typical Punjabi looks. I was just thinking how someone like me from Gujrat will stay with such a guy who doesn't even bother to shave his face. Then we were sent to our hostel in another cart. We just found out that our hostel is nearest to FC2 and moreover, the hostel right next to us was a girl hostel. That Punjabi straight away planned to buy a new binocular so that he could easily peep into girls rooms during night.

I opened the door of my room and could not believe my eyes. It was the best room I'd ever seen with my own eyes and was just exhilarated with the thought that I'd be staying here for next few months though with some one who looked to be very unhygienic. But that was not a problem at all coz like all the Punjabis Varun was quite nice at heart. We just kept our bags and explored the whole campus. We saw the lovely swimming pool, Gymnasium, Bowling alley, Market and Habib's haircutting saloon from where Varun got his beard trimmed.

The classes started and we were made to sit in a big room having a huge white board with a couple of projector screens in the front and opposite to that were numerous seats each having a separate computer system. I was made to sit in the third row and luckily between a couple of girls though both of them had just ordinary looks. Later I came to know that we were made to sit alphabetically when I got introduced with both those gals. One was Ganmeet from Punjab and the other was Geetha from Mangalore and sandwiched between them was me, Gaurav Keswani from Vadodra.

Both those gals were quite antithetical in their behavior, style, knowledge and everything they did. Where Ganmeet was quite simple, Geetha was stylish like all ultra-mod and hap Bangalore gals. Ganmeet was calm, composed and reserve but Geetha was dynamic and extrovert. And most importantly, Ganmeet was good in her logics and a very strong programmer and Geetha was a contrast in this matter too. This I realized when she asked me to debug her first C-language assignment. I was shocked to see the code. She had put the include statement within main.

God, she was a B.Tech in comp. science. But her cute and embarrassed smile was clearly accepting her weakness. I helped her and this became a routine. Within in no time we grew very close to each other. We used to have the meals together, we used to study together, we used to watch the movies together and we used to go out together. Our friendship grew more intense when she flunked in the first module test of C language but I got an 'A' and so did Ganmeet. But my roomy, Varun had also flunked. So Geetha and Varun they both had to appear for the re-test. Everyday I used to teach them and make them practice more and more. Now we were like a group. Four of us started staying together as Varun and Ganmeet, both being punjabi's grew very close to each other. Now instead of me, it was Ganmeet who taught him.

Then came the retest. I and Ganmeet were waiting for both of them outside the hall. Varun came out happily clearly showing that he'd cleared and he did. Many came out but she was still in. I was getting worried as only I knew that the hopes were less. It was the last minute when she came out jumping and without speaking a word threw her self on me and kissed on my cheeks. Many had seen but all knew what had happened. I was stunned and so were Varun and Ganmeet. It was obvious for a guy who never had any gal in his life and was kissed by a hot south Indian gal in front of whole batch. But she took it as a very normal thing and I pretended the same.

"Its all because of you Gaurav, that I've cleared it. Hats off to you sweetheart", she said.

We were not into any sort of relationship but that's how she used to call me and in fact all her close friends. But there was nothing wrong in it and I enjoyed it. We grew more and more close to each other. She took care of me in every sense: my dressing, my eating and what ever I did. She told me many things about gals which I'd never known. We now freely shared our body secrets to each other.

On the next weekend she took me to Bangalore where she'd done her engineering degree. We met many of her friends, my friends and went to famous markets and malls of the city. One thing I could say, she'd a very happening friend circle. In the evening we went to a pub where both of us danced after gulping a couple of beer mugs. The dance grew more and more passionate with time. It was my first time in a pub but she was quite used to it. Next evening we left for Mysore which is a three hour journey from Bangalore. But there I'd spent the best weekend of my life.

On the way, we talked about everything on the earth. Then she kept her head on my shoulder and held me which I could say was half a hug. I just responded. I'd never sat like this with a gal ever in my life.

Everything was so nice and tender. Time seemed like flying. I wished I could've been like this forever. I'd fallen in love with her.

"You know what Gaurav", she said.

"What?" I asked.

"You remember that guy Raghav, whom we met in Garuda mall."

"Yeah! Why?"

"We've been in love for last 3 years and yesterday we planned to marry."

she said shyly.

It was all over for me. Ground escaped underneath my feet. I just got away from her in a flash and asked, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I thought I'll tell you after you meet him. I hope I wasn't wrong?"

"No.. You are right. Anyways Congrats" I said, sounding very low.

"thanks." she said.

No one spoke a word after that for next one hour. She was busy with her iPod and I was with my novel when suddenly she asked," What happened Gaurav? Why are you so quiet?"

"Nothing", I said.

She kept on asking again and again but I'd the same answer until she got irritated and said," you are telling me or not?"

"Its of no use dear. You can't do anything about it." I said and rightly so. I loved her and she loved someone else whom she was going to marry.

"Well, let me make 3 guesses." She said in a very naughty tone and I agreed.

"Ok. Hmmmmmmm. You didn't enjoy with me at Bangalore?" she asked.

I nodded my head straight away. Both of us knew that this wasn't the reason. I thought she was just trying to change my mood.

"thennnn. U didn't like Raghav?"

Now she was coming to the point. This was somewhat the reason but not the exact one.

"Hey. He's quite good yaar and both of u make a nice couple. And it's your life; I don't have to marry him. So, last guess now." I replied.

"Then... you've a liking for me?" She said smiling.

I was caught. In fact clean bowled. She'd hit the bull eye. I turned red. I tried my level best to control my expressions and said,"No way yaar. I don't like to call engaged nos."

"ohhhhh. Mr. Gaurav keswani think about it again."

I had to admit it now. And this time she laughed. I asked the reason but again she laughed. I was perplexed at her enigmatic laugh. Finally she spoke.

"You know what my stupid."

"What?" I inquired filled with curiosity.

"Raghav and I are just friends you dumb."

She broke into chuckles again. I was confused and even I'd started smiling now and finally started laughing with her.

This time I held her and said, "I love you Geetha."

"I love you too stupid. And did all this coz I know that you were not going to propose me easily" She replied.

We both fell in each other's arms and waited for our destination.

Finally Geetha was mine. It was the happiest day of my life. We reached Mysore campus and again got busy into our same daily routine: attending the classes, completing assignments, studying in the class after dinner. I always used to thank god for the life he'd given me. Modules tests came and went. I kept on getting 'A' grades and she somehow managed to clear them. Both of us were quite happy. We made a few trips with Varun and Ganmeet to Ooty, Coorg and Mangalore which was Geetha's home town. We met her parents there who were very humble but her little sister was naughty like her.

Now we had entered the last month of our training. Shortly we were going to have our comprehensive exam which was a mixture of all the modules which we'd studied so far. It also included a practical exam in which we'd to complete a project within 3 hours and it was the toughest thing especially for someone like Geetha. The day for compre came. All of us cleared it but Geetha. Both of us were very depressed. Now she'd to appear for it again. Actually compre is the most important part of the training. If you don't clear it your training won't complete. Now retest was the only hope for her.

Retest was the very next day. We were going to classroom after dinner.

And suddenly she started crying.

"Gaurav. I really love you." She said.

"I love you too sweetu. Don't cry. Everything would be ok. I'm there for you. I won't let you flunk again." I consoled her.

"No. I will because there's no way out. And we'll be separated forever.

"

"No dear. It won't ever happen" I said and took her in my arms.

"Gaurav. Can you do something for me?" She asked.

"Of course my love. My whole life is yours." I said.

"You'll have to sit along with me tomorrow. You know every one does it.

Meenal's boyfriend helped her out that's why she cleared. I hope Even I can expect this much from my love." She said.

I was drowned into deep thinking because it was really risky, In fact very risky. We could've been thrown out of the company if caught. But on the other side was my love. What I would do in the company without her because if she fails she'd be out, I thought. Then I just looked into matter carefully that these people never count the number of candidates appearing for a test and how many are extra. Then I thought that I'll sit on another system and complete the project and submit on Geetha's employee id.

The day came; we all were sitting in the class room. I was sitting a bit far from her and finally we got the project. It was not at all tough for me. I started working on it and had completed almost half when Srikkanth.M entered into the classroom. He was our batch owner, just like a class teacher in schools. Don't know how but he'd got the report that no. of candidates appearing were more than the no. in the list. I was shocked. It was a dead end to my career. Coming time won't be easy for me and I'll have to face a lot, I thought. I look at Geetha's face.

She was looking as lovely and innocent as ever. But she too was badly shocked. But don't know why, I wasn't afraid. Love had given me a special courage and I was doing it for my love, no one else. So what if I'm caught. Srikkanth knew me quite well as I was among those who'd got 100/100 in his module, java. He looked at me straight away and called me.

Srikkanth himself was shocked when he found me as the culprit. But he was helpless as company is very strict against the cheating cases. He asked me again and again the name of the guy for whom I'm screwing up my career. But how would've I named my love. I didn't speak a word. He insisted again and again that Infosys needed brains like me but I would not listen. Finally he gave up and reported to HR department. The same question was asked again and again from me but my love was the most important thing in the world for me now. They then asked me to write a resignation letter and I did the same. I was fired.

Someone's strange voice hit my ears and came out of the world of my thoughts. I was still sitting on the footpath and looking at the trees and the birds.

"Come on sir. Sit in the cart." Cart driver said.

"Oh yes. Lets go." I replied and left the campus and the company for ever.

Now you all must be having one question your mind. That what about Geetha? Geetha cleared the exam. I think I had taught her enough and rest she cheated from the guy who was sitting next to her. I waited for her call after the incident but she didn't. I called her but she didn't attend my call. And most interesting thing is that it has been 8 months since that incident but we never had a talk

patch files for firmwares...

Jan 14, 2012

complicated chemistry..

Chemistry is Complicated ... 2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test ..

G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test

... G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?

G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me ...
G2 : NO !

G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !

G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !

G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !

G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?

G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..

G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O

G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen

G1 : Damn Not Oxygen .. I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K

G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element 166 ?
G2 : Uhh

G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH

G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly

G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !

G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me ... But I Am Asking Your Help
G2 : U !

G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !!

G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium !

some facts about Training in Infy..

There are 2 types of batches..
Normal batch- generic, intermediate, stream
Fast-track batch-generic,stream

You should get 75 % in generic training which contains three modules..
programming(PSOS,C),RDBMS and Software Engg
Fast track is nothing but u will start stream training without
attending intermediate training....

generic modules pass mark is 65 %..
intermediate is 65% and for stream 50% in each module and
average of the four module should be 65 % 

Generic:3 modules
1) OOPs, Java
2) RDBMS
3) Software Engg.

Intermediate: 1 module
(unix ,Java, RDBMS)

Stream: J2EE/Mainframe/Open System/ Finacle/
Dot Net and few more new options are there..

Jan 12, 2012

FAQ's on Samsung Monte-2

What program do I connect the phone to the PC?
Program Kies, CD with software should be attached to the phone.

Do you need a stylus?
No, the phone does not require this.

What games / programs are  supported in Monte?
Supports game / programs based on Java language

How to enable / disable 3G mode?
To enable, go to Menu-> Settings-> Network Settings->
Network mode and select UMTS 900/2100.

Do accelerometer works in Java?
At this moment accelerometer in Java is locked and
nothing is known about the introduction of this.

Is your phone has a virtual qwerty keyboard?
It is available in  S5620JTJL2 and JPKC1.

How to get rid of locked files uploaded
to the software by the operator?
You need to install TkFileExplorer 2.2,
and with his help remove the data files

How quickly u can go to  profile "silent"?
You must enter on the keyboard and hold "#".

How to run a VGA front camera, and if I can use it to take pictures?
Type *#7353# on the keypad and select vt camera and take photo..
 
Is speed dial available in monte? How to assign them?
Yes, Speed Dial is available.enter the phone book, select the Favorites list
and then assign the number.

When you change the firmware,then appeared a blue E icon,what does it mean?how to get rid of it?
Icon appears when we are in the range of the network Edge.
We can wait until it's gone, or use the code: * # 4777 * 8665 #, uncheck the option that
appears and then restart the phone.

Is the use of Wi-Fi  free?
Yes, Wi-Fi is completely free .

Data Often when browsing web pages gives me "memory full" how to get rid of it?
Install Opera Mini and browse the site or clear cache.

How do I check  firmware?
Type *#1234# on the keyboard.

How to install new firmware?
http://karthikbuchi.blogspot.com/2011/06/flashing.html.


How to install new MODS(themes)?
http://karthikbuchi.blogspot.com/2011/06/moddding-guide.html.

Do the use of GPS cost me?
Applications such as Google maps or NaviExpert charge for downloading maps.
There are also applications such as In-travel, or mgmaps TrekBuddy so-called "offline" that use
the map located on the SD / SDHC phone and charge no fees.

Test your Smartness...

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position
are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,

so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!