Pics of Mysore Infy campus..

New Indian blockbuster album(Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di)

It version of  "Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di"...



White-u skinu clientu clientu
... Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
... ... My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di

Read it .. Dam interesting..

 One morning at a doctors clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"

Suddenly a 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

A 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & some ass threw it from the 3rd floor=)

EVEN GOD HAS SENSE OF HUMOUR

God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates
'Look everything should be in balance.

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....
And here is Africa.
I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America.
I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would
have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked...
'God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?'

God said....... 'Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.
'INDIA'
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised:
'But god you said everything should be in balance.'
God replied --
'Look at the neighbours I gave them.

Dress code in Infosys..

DRESS CODE FOR Boys

Monday - Tuesday

Business formals for boys include full-sleeved shirts, formal trousers, formal shoes and ties.

wednesday-thursday
 Full/Half Sleeve shirts,trousers, without neck ties and formal shoes.

Friday
* casuals and shoes(sneakers or other) or any of above..


DRESS CODE FOR GIRLS

Monday to Tuesday
*salwar(no sleeveless), chudidar, western formal like formal pant with formal shirt(no sleeveless) and sari.

wed-thu
churidhar,salwar,western formals(pants and shirts),sari..

friday
Casuals,Any of above, skirts, Tops, jeans.

Footware
* buy something that will last long cause you will have to walk almost 5km a day. Not walk exactly, but run. so buy something durable.


People here are very friendly. don be scared...

welcome to the infosys family :)