Two guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy: Which paper was it?
2nd guy: I think maths......
1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator
HEIGHT OF OVER STUDY!!
A Student went 2 restaurant.
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He wanted 2 ask 4 d menu
... but he forget what it was called ?
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so he said:
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WAITER
SYLLABUS
PLEASE.
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
1st guy: Which paper was it?
2nd guy: I think maths......
1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator
HEIGHT OF OVER STUDY!!
A Student went 2 restaurant.
.
.
He wanted 2 ask 4 d menu
... but he forget what it was called ?
.
so he said:
.
.
WAITER
SYLLABUS
PLEASE.
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.