Height of....

Two guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....

1st guy: Which paper was it?

2nd guy: I think maths......

1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper?

2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator


HEIGHT OF OVER STUDY!!
A Student went 2 restaurant.
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He wanted 2 ask 4 d menu
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so he said:
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WAITER
SYLLABUS
PLEASE.


1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.