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If Time Could Rewind ...

Dedicated to all those who completed Training in Infosys with me...

Sometime ago we joined a Company.
to earn few penny and gain some knowledge.
Afar from home in the cold chilly weather
At heaven of Mysore we all got together.

The morning rush with the roommate
Racing the cycle for not getting late
The torture started at the strike of nine
We survived by keeping mails online

The afternoon session was really an overkill
Since Mysore food was indeed a sleeping pill
Submitting the assignments was a total waste
As we followed the magic trick of copy-paste.

The junk forwards continued to flow
We waited whole week for the new movie show
Along with friends when everything was quiet
We roamed around the campus till the late night.

The modules and compre didn’t let us sleep
Some cleared away while others had to weep
Results came out, no more hosting
We had to leave, as per the posting.

Battle for swap then began soon
Mailboxes spammed by every goon
Giving last look to the gratifying paradise
The Infy guests left with the watery eyes.

We all settled down in the different places
Though memories of Mysore left in the traces.
New friends and colleagues now we have made
The old intimacy is slowly going fade

Time gone by since we had a start
Moments of past is stirring my heart
In the noisy world today am losing my mind
The last wish I make, if time could rewind

Food Courts in Infosys with their speciality.

1)      Arena – Chicken Biryani is too good. Cold coffee u get in Juice junction is really good. U will forget d one u get in CCD.
2)      Magna – Awesome rajma,gulabjam,shahitukda by Pathankot . really good Chana/chole bhatura ny Delhi darbar , I think every item by Delhi darbar is really good although their uniform is pretty weird. Chocolate Roll in Kochin bakery is yummy.
3)      Fiesta – Khana-khasta n Chinese of wok n roll are decent. Dominos gets bore after having it every Friday  . vendors on ground floor are OK OK . Somehow they Rajdhani closure was a big setback for everybody. I really miss it. Best Cane-o-La out of all FCs
4)      Oasis – Awesome  chinese combos .A must try. Good for bday celebrations and New Year celebrations. Had a blast there in my training days. Used to play damcheras and mafia there. Awesome FUN
5)      Amoeba – Juice junction is worth mentioning. Dats it. Personally . I tested DBC first here only. It’s fun to pack it, go to room and eat it while playing cards or while watching TV.Better avoid dis fc.
6)      Vista –dominos
7)      Maitri – awesome tandoori on first floor every night. Paneer parotha is very good. Soda is really really awesome(Masala Sweet and salt). Also mango shake in Dolphin is good.
8)      ILI food zone – only veg s avlb.A must place for South indians . liked Jalebi there.
9)      Gazeebo – best hangout place. My fav timepass area.
 Try multiplex food zone also.
Special mention Juice Junction in Arena and Fiesta – Cold Coffee , Chilly cheese grilled and bread butter jam grilled are worth try. Chiku shake is very good.

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For all Food Lovers of Mysore

 Below are the Restaurants in Mysore with their Speciality:)
1)      RRR – Very old Restaurant . On Harsha Road , very near to Palace.
Awesome South Indian Thali . No ROTI only RICE. 2-3 kinds of dry vegetables , rassam(too good) , 2 more gravy vegetables , papad , pickle, curd(again awesome)
                Chicken Biryani – Must try

2)      Jalpan – Only Veg restaurant . Excellent ambience. Food quality is good.
Fondue is a must try , I will suggest go in a big group so that you can try pastas, fondue everything together.
Even Punjabi food quality is really good
3)      Park Lane – On Harsha Road
Famous amongst foreigners .
    Good ambience . Very good Russian salad. Its veg+non-neg+Bar combo. Must try atleast once.  Chicken is good.
4)      There are few more on Harsha road, which are quite good

5)      Olive Garden – Near Chamundi hills. Awesome ambience . really good food quality , Mushroom poppers and Chicken Hawaiian salad are must try. Really good. Drinks are also available. Resort is also really good , so a nice place for party also. Disc is also available.

6)      Green leaf – Only veg .ON KD . Babycorn masala is good. Don’t expect any ambience.

7)      Down Town – ON KD very near to green leaf. Famous for burgers. Lamb burgers are good. Lots of mayo is used in all burgers, so Mayo lovers will enjoy the joint.

8)      Edel weiss – Austrian Caffe .Very Good Veg burgers. Never tried chicken der. But some of my friends wer complaining about it.

9)      Jwala – probable best chats in Mysore. Lassi is very good. Punjabi is also good.

10)   Tandoori something(forgot the full name) – situated above Jwala . decent . one time try.

11)   Mezzaluna – Chinese – situated below Jwala – for me they serve best Chinese in Mysore. Provides Home delivery . MOMOs and Mezzaluna special noodles must try. American chopsey is also real good .

12)   Mezzaluna – Indian and continental – Excellent Punjabi taste. Chicken kathi roll is a must try. Tandoori items are good. Continental is also very good. I’l rate them after Jalpan in that category. Garlic breads are really really good. Almost every weekend I have ordered Home delivery of Punjabi items , n they have never disappointed me. Really good service. Babycorn Chettinad , veg kolhapuri are good. Tey provide authentic chapatti.. authentic I mean , made grom wheat and dey are real good. Also Tandoori chickn is really tasty. 

13)   Café pasusci –nice Italian stuff.

14)   Naalpak – hv heard dey provide good pavbhaji. Tried almost ten times. Never succeeded in testing it. ? ? .. decent Punjabi items. Very good Akki roti

15)   Metropole – been der once. Didn’t like it. Never went again.

16)   Purohit – near suburb … good maharashtrian/gujarathi/rajasthni style thali. Value for money .

17)   Big Chicken/Pearl – I guess everybody visited dis. good chicken dishes. When v visited , we asked the w8r for north Indian style  chicken dishes , he suggested us 2 , I forgot the name , but they wer really really good. Veg burger is also good der. Generally their special dishes are good.

18)   Oasis(vijayangar) – decent enough , wen u watch late nite show n want to eat smthn…. Keeps open till 12-12.30.

19)   NanKing – chinese room – Its OK OK .

20)   Saviruchi – very small. Famous for its low rates. Very good breakfast. u can have dinner in 16rs there. 2 big chapattis/parotas with sabji+chatni . Only prob is , they repeat their subjis far too often , so gets boring after some time. Loved papad though. Masala dosa ther is a treat for dosa lovers.

21)   Sandeep’s paddu corner(pls chk name, slightly doubtfull) -  exactly opposite to UCB on urs road. Awesome paddus . many variants . Coffee is also good. Must try.

22)   Silent shores – One of the best ambience in MYS . decent food quality , rates-quality and quantity are not in proportion . had a good buffet there , not sure abt it now since the management changed some 8-9 months back.

23)   Planet X – Fun , timepass… food good… ideal for project party

24)   Corner House – best ice-cream shop . Must visit on Every weekend. Death-By-Chocolate is just toooooooooooo good . Fig-o-Honey is way too good. Every Flavour is just too good. Wen season  pls do try Fresh Strawberry+cream+icecream . Everything is good der. Open till 11 .

25)   Café Armane – Near CBS . Very good . Must try.

26)   Pizza hut –on KD – Cheesy bites must try. Mocktails are good;

27)   Gufa – Pretty Good. A bit on the costlier side but Nice quality and quantity.

28)   Golden Grass (GG) & Tonif – very near to campus . decent

29)   Rasoi – again near to campus. Decent.

30)   Jai mata di-“infy daaba”- near camps …very good lassi… lassi is must try , also tawa roti is good.

31)   Pani Poori near Reliance Vijayangar – this guy stands near the electronics shop . He is from UP and is assisted by 2-3 people. Please do not get confused as 2 pani poori vaalas are there. You want to go to the second one , not the one who stands in front of reliance.

32)   Vijaynagar Chaupati – Gobi Manchurian, parathas, noodles , chats, idalys, dosas and lots of itmes are offered there every evening. A  bit different taste if u r bored with same taste of Punjabi everywhere. Masala Dosa is worth trying.

33)   Sharada resort- on de way to balmuri..awesome place

34)   Raja bhojanam- near GSSS college

35)   Grand maurya-  near parklane hotel

36)   Thayagu mess- KD road, near jwala, best for non-veg if we go in de mrng within 11.

37)   Just gelato- ice cream parlour-next to jwala

38)   Jungle daba- behind JK tyre

39)   Food street- famous chat centre,,v ll get averything at reasonable cost. Near marimallappa college

40)   Mhouse- find for urself :P :P

FOR ALL YOU SMART PEOPLE!!!

New High School Exit Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

(Passing requires only 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?


2) Which country makes Panama hats?


3) From which animal do we get cat gut?



4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?



5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?



6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?



7) What was King George VI's first name?



8) What color is a purple finch?



9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?



10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?



Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.


Check your answers below....
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........ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.


(And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!)

FABULOUS THOUGHTS.

Life is similar to Boxing game..
Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down;
It is declared when you refuse to ‘Get Up’!

Everything is valuable only at 2 times:
1.    Before getting it; and
2.    After losing it !!

Two things bring happiness & success in life:
1.    The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and
2.    The way you BEHAVE when you have everything !

Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world:
1.    The NICEST place is to be in someone’s Thoughts, and
2.    The SAFEST place is to be in someone’s Prayers.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

Faith is taking the 1st step, even when you don’t see the whole staircase.

Keep your face to the Sun,
And you will not see the shadow!

A Deaf child says: “For all of you, I am deaf;
But for me, all of you are dumb…”
Moral: Life differs in each perspective.  Live the way you want to.

It is always good to check once in a while,
And make sure that
You haven’t lost the things that money cannot buy..!!

Attitude at its best:
My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL..
Kindly say on my FACE.

Ego is the only requirement to destroy any relationship.
Be a bigger person; skip the “E”, and let it “go”..!!

One good thing about Egoists:
They don’t talk about other people!

What is SUCCESS?
It is when your photos are uploaded on GOOGLE,
Instead of FACEBOOK..!!

Do you know why God didn’t give us the gift to read others’ minds?
So that,
We could have the chance to “TRUST”,
And privilege to be “TRUSTED”!

As long as we don’t forgive people who have hurt us,
They occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND!

Always keep hoping for good.
Keep a green tree in your heart.
The singing birds will automatically come..!

God always likes to know again and again what you want…
It is not that He forgets your Dreams & Prayers;
But He loves to check your passion towards your desire..!

I asked God: “If everything is already written in Destiny, then WHY should I pray?”
God smiled and said: “I have also written- as you WISH…”!!!

Empty pockets teach millions of things in life…
But full pockets spoil us in million ways !!!

No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth.
Everybody is afraid to face the consequences after the truth is told!

Getting angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others!

Trust is like a STICKER.
Once it is removed, it may stick again,
But NOT as strong as it holds when you first applied it..!
Always take care of relations.

Everything about the future is uncertain,
But one thing is sure:
God has already arranged all our tomorrows…
We just have to TRUST HIM TODAY !!

NEVER win people with Arguments, rather defeat with your Smile!
Because people who always wish to Argue with you, cannot bear your Silence !!!

The search for happiness is one of the main source of unhappiness.

Diplomacy is an art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that
they tend to ask you for directions..!!

If a drop of water falls on a Lake, its identity is lost;
If it falls on Lotus leaf, it shines like a Pearl.
Drop is the same; but the company matters.

Our HOPES should be like Hair & Nails.
No matter how many times they get cut,
But they never stop growing.

“F-E-A-R” has two meanings:
1. Forget Everything And Run…
2. Face Everything And Rejoice..!
Choice is ours..!!

If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find hopeless end;
& if you walk the way guided by God, you will find endless hope.

Memories are always special…
Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried;
And we cry by remembering the days we laughed…!!!
That’s Life!

Sea is common for all…
Some take pearls,
Some take fishes,
Some come out just with just wet legs!
World is common to all; what we get, is what we try for!

To smile without condition,
To walk without intention,
To give without reason, &
To care without expectation,
Are the beauties of any Relation!

Life is very complicated…
When you have standards, people call it ATTITUDE;
When you are simple, people try to CHEAT you; &
When you cheat others, people call you SMART!

All communication problems are because
We don’t listen to understand;
We listen to reply…!!

Have a nice Day ???

Developer v/s Tester

ROFL....Dedicated to all Developers and Testers:)

Tester: Hey Developer, I found a bug in your code. listen, just Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.

Developer: Is this a bug? I have no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will fixed.

After 2 days,

Developer: Hi QA friend, bug is fixed. Please check.



After 2 days,

Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. My colleague is not getting the sound,but Sound is coming in my machine.
why so ?
Fixed it.


After another 2 days,


Developer: This is Not a bug. I found that your colleague has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers.

so, Close the bug.

Another 2 days,


Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but
My colleague who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'.

Developer: IS this a bug, DAMMNN... What can i do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them equal?

Please close the bug.

Another 2 days,


Tester : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep on two Dell's machine is different
. My machine produces Beep sound of intensity 10 DB whereas another machine produces
Sound worth 20 DB. Fix your code accordingly and then i will check

Another 2 days later,


Developer: OHHH...it's not a BUG. I have observed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines.please make it same before I get mad and

I BEG you to close the bug.

Another 2 days,



Tester : I have re-opened the bug.

Developer : What ? Why?? What more stupid reasons???



Tester: Sound intensity is different when machines are placed at different buildings. So, I have re-opened it.

After 2 days,



Developer: I need to made some civil scientist to observe the noise intensity of two buildings, i wll let you know.
Please, Please CLOSE it. otherwise i will close myself


After 1 year

Tester : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange two civil scientist to check the buildings but when i test, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the BUG.

Developer : SHITTTT.....I am really mad now.


Tester : We have found another bug, Sound not play when we put machin in VACCUM


Developer : WHAT ??? ??? ???

Result-----------------------
Developer is now in mental hospital while Tester has become QA Manager.

Some Short Stories...

Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug.  When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her.  She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”
************

Today, at the age of 70, my grandfather graduated from college with a bachelor’s degree in business studies.  He’s been a successful business owner most of his life, but he told me he earned his degree to fulfill a promise he made to his mother before she lost her battle with cancer 50 years ago.

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Today, my mom is a healthy 54 year old who successfully owns and operates a popular bakery downtown – a goal she had all her life.  15 years ago she was diagnosed with cancer.  In the face of death, she quit her store clerk job, opened the bakery, started chemo therapy, and succeeded on all fronts.

************

Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying.  And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face. 
************

Today, as a young ‘up and coming’ lawyer, everyone in the firm was congratulating me for winning my first big case this morning.  And all day long all I could think about is how I used a technicality in the law to help a murderer walk away a free man.

************

Today, on our 50th wedding anniversary, she smiled at me and said, “I only wish I had met you sooner.” 
************

Today, after 2 years of separation, my ex-wife and I resolved our differences and met for dinner.  We laughed and chatted for almost 4 hours.  Then just before she left, she handed me a large envelope.  In it were 20 love letters she wrote me over the last 2 years.  There was a post-it note on the envelope that said, “Letters I was too stubborn to send.”

************

Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground.  He said, “Believe it or not, that’s almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago.” 

************

Today, someone else’s tragedy provided the miracle my family had prayed for.  Thanks to this stranger, my dad will have a heart.  It’s so odd to think that an accidental death just saved his life. 

************

Today at 7AM I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went in to work.  At 3PM I got laid off.  On my drive home I got a flat tire.  When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too.  A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job.  I start tomorrow. 

************

Today, I was working in a coffee shop when 2 gay men walked in holding hands.  As you might expect, heads started turning.  Then a young girl at the table next to me asked her mom why 2 men were holding hands.  Her mom replied, “Because they love each other.” 

************

Today, after the funeral, I went back to my parent’s empty house – the house I grew up in.  As I gazed around in awe of all the great memories we made in it, I noticed an old photo of my parent’s in their 20’s sitting on the coffee table.  In my father’s handwriting, across the back was written, “In this moment, we were infinite.”

************

Today, as I walked away from the airport gate alone with my head held high and eyes beet red from crying, I knew at that moment what it meant to be a military wife. 

************

Today, a lady walked up to me in the gym and asked me to give her some workout pointers.  She said, “You look incredible!  Watching you gradually tone-up and progress in here has become my primary inspiration to get in shape.”  It made me smile because I’ve struggled with my weight since I was 15. 

************

Today, my grandpa died.  As I was crying and telling my grandma how sorry I was, she said, “Let’s stop being so sad and instead celebrate the 80 wonderful years he was alive… 60 of which he spent with me.” 

************

Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother’s hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died.  She simply said, “I feel so loved right now.  We should have gotten together like this more often.”
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BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

Charlotte, North Carolina.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against, among other things, fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' 
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.... and WON!

(Stay with me now......... .. ......... ......... )

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous!!
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be 'unacceptable fire', and was thus obligated to pay the claim.
So, rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling, and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

(NOW FOR THE BEST PART........ ....... ) 

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of 'intentionally burning his insured property' and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.


This was the First Place winner in the Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.



LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

A Must Read Love Story...

Hi Rahul.. This is my new number. Sheela here.. how r u? Loooong time! "


I am Arun Kumar, doing my 2nd year engineering and living in a hostel
in one of those million engineering colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu.
I had just received an SMS with the above text at around midnight.
Basically being a barren land when it comes to girls, I was not sure
how to react to that message. It was pretty obvious that the message
was not intended for me but I didnt want to let go of this
opportunity. A thousand questions ran through my mind as I looked at
the SMS for the 197th time in 5 minutes. Should I reply saying Im not
Rahul? Should I call that number? Should I ignore the message? What if
its an attu piece? Damn! Ive never strained my brain so much in my
life. Finally I decided to temporarily ignore the message. Firstly, I
didnt want to portray myself as too desperate by replying immediately,
and secondly, it would give me time to think..

After a lot of deliberation, I decided to reply next morning from
class. Hi Sheela.. sorry for the late reply.. had slept yesterday.. Im
doin great.. wazzup with u? Yes, I had done what Madhavan did in
Minnale. I knew I was no Maddy in looks, but how would she ever find
out through a phone? Nervous and struggling to concentrate in class, I
waited for a reply from Sheela. After a wait of around 20 minutes
which seemed like an eternity, I received an SMS.

Hey! Im good 2...slept so soon?? I thot guys in IIT hostels dont sleep
so early! Anyways, no problems..:).. where r u now? Bunked class? Its
been ages since we spoke.. I guess we didnt talk after the school
farewell??

IIT. A mini explosion took place in my heart. IIT enga naa enga? No
wonder she had messaged Rahul after a looooong time! But I decided to
carry on. Confident machi.. confident I said to myself and replied:

Yeah guys in IIT hostels dont sleep early. But you know Im not one of
those nerds ;).. and yeah.. a looong time indeed..madam suddenly
became super-busy after school :P

Somehow, my hands automatically made me use smileys. Pretty soon I
received a reply and we started exchanging messages at a faster rate.

Ha ha! Me and busy? No way! And you not a nerd eh? Then how did u get
to IIT in the first place :P?

Still trying to find out the answer. I actually asked my professor
after I joined here. He said shit happens once in a while.. I guess
that answers it ;)

LOL. Im literally rolling on the floor and laughing uncontrollably.
HAHAHA! came the reply.

Was it that funny? Anyways, a part of me felt proud and happy to have
made a girl laugh. The confidence urged me to continue.

Chuck that. Hey btw..wazzup with u? What you doin these days?Im sorry
I forgot.. you know IIT guys tend to have short term memory loss ;)

Ah..but i thot you were not the typical IIT guy?? :P Im like you.. in
the process of wasting 4 years of my life.. I mean Im doing
engineering..but not in the IIT! LOL

I had succeeded in my first step - to get some details. But why was
she LOL-ing? Whatever. I decided to LOL too. Thought it would sound
rude otherwise.

LOL. Yeah I guessed you would be doing engineering.. and Yeah not many
people waste their lives in IITs ;) Its reserved for the special
(un)lucky ones!

Haha! You are in IIT and you are complaining? But its logical - guys
in IIT are never satisfied.. thats why you end up in IIT in the first
place!

I went and stood near a mirror. The person from the other end stared
back at me and had a million expressions. Some of them being :

* This face ku IIT too much.
* This face ku IIT too much.
* This face ku IIT too much.
* This face ku IIT too much.
* Have you ever seen an IIT campus?
* Have you ever seen an IIT campus?
* Have you ever seen an IIT campus?
* You still have 3 arrears left.
* You still have 3 arrears left.
* You still have 3 arrears left.

But I decided to carry on. Confident machi..confident.

Oh what a brainy girl..you deserve to be in the IIT :P

No thanks. Im happy this way. And hey btw.. how did u find out that I
would be doing engineering too??

Oh..that..Its only natural for anyone to jump into engineering after
12th standard right? Especially for girls..enroll in some engineering
college.. slog for 4 years... outperform the boys.. draw margins in
assignments.. submit assignments a day in advance.. block 2-3 jobs
when the guys struggle to get one.. and then finally give up the jobs
to marry some rich guy from America.. this is the life-routine for
most girls in Tamilnadu right? :P

Ooooohh.. why dont you give some figures about how many girls take up
engineering... how many go on to get jobs.. how many get married to
America maapilais?  That would be interesting..:P

You think Im captain Vijaykanth or what? ;) I am weak in those statistics!

LOL. You are a funny guy. Anyways.. i got to go.. nice convo after a
long time.. bye bye

It was indeed a nice convo, not after a long time - but for the first
time. I just realised that I had spent almost the entire morning
session in messaging her. There are a few ways to check if your
kadalai session went well - First, you should lose track of time.
Second and most important: you should not remember what you spoke. I
succeeded in both and found myself smiling - for no reason.

*****************

The next few weeks saw me completely addicted to my mobile phone. I
took it everywhere I went. Literally everywhere. You usually have an
entire lifetime to waste when you are in an engineering college and I
made maximum use of it. My daily routine was simple:
1. Wake up in the morning and either send or receive messages like :

Morning Coolness,
Rising Sun,
Singing Birds,
Melting Dew,
Along With This
Little Heart
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning.

2. Go to class and continue messaging

3. Go for lunch.

4. Send/receive messages like :

Give laugh to all but smile to ONE.
Give love to all but heart to ONE.
Give life to all but live for ONE..
Have a cool evening.

5. Continue messaging

6. Continue messaging

7. Send/ Receive messages like:
In this lovely night,
I pray to the sweet moon to protect you through the night,
The wind to blow away your worries,
and,
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams and Good Night.

Who are you messaging at 2 AM da? Raj, my roomie asked me suddenly.

Taken aback, I stuttered and replied Not messaging da.. playing a game
on the phone.. not getting sleep so just killing time

Ooooho.. sounds very convincing.. show me your phone.. Ill also play
the game.. even am unable to sleep

Battery low machaan.. got switched off just now.. gonna sleep
now..gnite, I said and immediately deleted my inbox.

There was no way I could tell my friends what I was up to. There are
some drawbacks of being a gethu gang ( member in college - you were
not allowed to talk to girls. Friends would first tease you. Then warn
you not to trust girls. Then ignore you. Then abuse you. The guys in
hostel would think I was some villain and leave me out of their plans.
I was not going to let that happen to me.

Hey.. gotta go now..ill be dead if my friends find out im messaging a
girl so late in the night..dont ask me why.. thats how these idiots
are in hostels :(.. do not reply.. ive deleted my inbox.. will msg you
tomo.. gnite! I sent her an SMS before sleeping.

The addiction got worse each day. I ignored food, I ignored sleep, I
ignored my studies. All I cared in life was the SMS from her. I
succeeded in almost everything - I got to know about her, I got to
know about Rahul, I made her get addicted to her mobile as much as I
was to mine. But there were a few questions which I couldnt find
answers to. Firstly, is this love? Secondly, is she an attu figure or
good figure? Thirdly, how and when am I going to tell her the truth?

The second question didnt really matter because I was too addicted to
her anyways. The only problems seemed to be the 1st and 3rd questions,
and there was only one way I was going to find answers to those -
ignore her. Time would solve my confusions, I thought and started
ignoring her. Yes, I decided to stop sending or replying to her
messages from then on.

It was easier said that done though. My hands would itch to grab the
mobile and send her a message - especially when I was sitting bored in
a stupid lecture. The first 2-3 days were very extremely difficult. I
would get a forward or two from her, which I read and ignored. If the
first few days were difficult, the next 2-3 were unbearable.

Hey.. wassup?, Hey..too busy or what? showing off that you are an
IIT-an to me eh? Thought you were not one of those nerds? ;) , This is
why I HATE IIT!. These were a few messages that I got from her. She
would never receive a reply.

A week passed, and it was getting clearer to me that I couldnt live
without her. The first question was answered. Call it love. Cal it
friendship. Call it whatever. I wanted to talk to her. But the week
also taught me an important thing - that I cant continue this for
long. I HAD to tell her the truth. But how could I suddenly give her
such a shock? What if she stops talking to me? What if she goes to the
cops? A million questions ran through my mind when my phone beeped.


Hi.. look I dont know what happened to you all of a sudden.. its been
a while since you contacted me.. I dont understand why you are
avoiding me..but let me tell you one thing.. I dont think I can be
normal without messaging you..I dont know what else to say.. all I can
say is plzzz reply! Miss u :(

I was happy and sad. I was happy that she missed me. I was sad that I
had put her through this. An important question had just been
answered. She indeed felt the same way I did. But there was an
important and unanswered question. How will she react when I tell her
the truth? After all, I was neither Rahul nor an IIT-an. Continue
acting - told a part of me. Tell her the truth, said another. I
decided not to think. I took my phone, closed my eyes and typed as
fast as I could.

Look Sheela.. I have a confession to make.. I dont know how to say
this. I am not the guy who you think I am. I am not Rahul. My name is
Arun Kumar. I do not study in IIT. I am just another engineering
student in just another engineering college like you. I realised the
very first day you messaged me that I was not the intended recipient
but decided to carry on. I know I was being cheap, but I didnt think
it was wrong. It started as a timepass thing but it became much more
than that over the weeks.. I dunno if you are fair. I dunno if u r
fat. I dunno if u r good looking. I dunno if u r ugly. But I do know
that I dont care. All I care about is YOU. And yes, I do know that I
love you. You can choose to swear at me. You can choose to reject me.
You can choose to accept me. But please do not choose to ignore
me...(i dont know what smiley to use)..

I sent the message. I didnt bother to read it again. My eyes remained
close till I heard the next beep.

Look Arun. I too have a confession to make.. I dont know how to say
this. I am not the girl who you think I am. I am not Sheela. I am Raj
- your roomie. Please come immediately to the next room.. all of us
are waiting for you :D :D :D

Streams in Infy.

Imp Topics to learn in Generic.
Go wth bgs for c. Study till pointers,arrays
Java dnt stdy too much. Prepare till interfaces. Fr rdbms go for oracle press.
Even go thru pl/sql

Order of streams
1)open systems (os) dnt ever dream dat yu get dis stream
2)dot net theory sub. Need to work hard
3)mainframes its extremely new technology fr us and 2nd most dif stream but a diff one where u will get a chance to interact with server directly,which is d special thing in MF(but u will love dis stream if u r trained in Bangalore instead of Mysore like me)
4)java finacle heard its tough
5)jee its progrmatical so dnt wrry
6)mf,ims easy
7)ES,which consists of sub streams like SAP,ORACLE...

Salary Salary Salary...

Your Salary varies depending on ur CGPA,So plan accordingly.
1)if cgpa>=4 and <4.5-- 32,000 wil be ur first month sal after trainin...
2)f cgpa>=4.5 and <4.95--35,000
3)if cgpa>=4.95 to 5 --- 40,000....dis sounds gud....aim fr 5....
its only d 1st month salary after trainin..
For 2nd month it will be..
1)23k
2)23.5 k
3)24 k
I will update dis on monday if der s any change...

Some helpful info for new joinees..

* Before you join infy make sure u have all your documents ready.
* Only 2 people along with you can enter the gate(GATE-2) and they will hav to wait until u
 finish all ur procedure at the near by food court(Fiesta)
* you will need only a photo and ID proof(original) at the entrance
* your luggage and you will be transported to the main building for room allocation and issue
of ID cards. Here make sure you enter with your friends,
there are chances you get the same room(happened to most of them)
ASK THEM IF U AND UR FRIEND WANT ROOM IN SAME FLOOR,IF THERE S POSSIBILITY THEN THEY WILL DEFINITELY GIVE:)
* you are free the whole day and can roam around or get back to your parents if they are
waiting for you.
* Your induction(orientation) program goes on for a week.
* During induction you will be asked to submit the various documents that you were asked to
carry.
* You will receive a mail a week before joining, regarding the medical test. Best advice is
 find out the kind of tests and get it done from any of the big hospitals
(columbia asia, fortis)
 else you can wait for the list of hospitals and test to be mailed.

 All these facilities are there in your room
        Towel, bed sheet, bed covers,pillows,pillow cover, quilt, coffee and tea sachets
 with sugar (daily 1 each), bathing towel, 6 hangers, doormat, coffee and tea maker,
a cup, glass, spoon, table lamp, wall clock,lcd TV, basket fir dirty clothes, Almirah
 with electronic locker, all out for mosquitos, water bottle, table nd study chair , sofa,
 bath room with western toilet shower....

Keys for getting good score @ infy..

1.listen to class and understand topics(this will solve 60 % of ur effort during preparation for modules) 
2.read appendix and footnotes without fail in slides( For those who want 4.5 and above cgpa)
3-you'll have self assessment everyday,take it without fail and learn things you r weak at..
4.IMPORTANT POINT-meet seniors and ask for snippets by mail.. Read them but not BLINDLY.. Some answers may be wrong.. But it teaches you lots n lots of things n helps for objective test.. :-)
Execute the snippets side by side to be sure of the answer..
(snippet s d MANTRA to get good score)
5.In the main objective test, finish the theory questions first by browsing through all
questions.. Den the 2m quests then come back to 1m quest.. :-)
6.while studying when you have a head ache jus leave class, there's always a saturation point
n we need to accept it..
Infosys hardly terminates anyone due to lack of marks, they give u retest, retraining n all,
which are more than enough but if u still dont clear the exams, u will resign urself getting
bore of d the training thing...
 ***Try to maintain 12 hrs of Avg working Hrs,because it will help u a lot if u r in bench after posting.

Details of patches.

1. Master patch:
Discription : require for active all patches.

2. ReplaceSwf2Ffs:
Discription : changes the location of Gadget and Menu flash files (SWF) to Media/Res/Flash. Files must to changed name to Gadget.swf and MainMenu_CM.swf. If that files (or folder) will not be detected, it will load standart Gadget, and don't have a Menu.

3. Font:
Discription - Change font style, just copy new font (changed name to: Cool50_Dial.ttf and CoolM_EUCJK.ttf) to Media/Res/Font folder.

4. VideoSizeLarge:
Discription : make your phone can view 240*400 video resolution.

5. DeleteJavaPopup:
Discription : disables requests to the user in Java apps.

6. VibOnCall:
Discription : making the phone vibrate when they picked up. (some one help me explain :( )

7. KeyLockVib:
Discription : making the phone vibrate when lock and unlock.

8. SaveCallLog:
Discription : the call log is not cleared after changing sim card and in a mode without a SIM card.

9. LockedJavaOnMmc:
Discription : Makes it possible to install Java applications on a memory card (MMC/Java/Locked).
instruction to install Java apps on Memory card:
step1: Create folder named Java on Memory card, enter that folder and create Locked folder.
step2: Enter Locked folder and Create folder with any name you want to see in "Games".
step3: Put both file .jar and .jad to that folder you created in step2.
step4: Go to keypad, type: * # 7092463 * #>> 5. DB management>> Update DB>> Java.
step5: After that, go to "Games" and enjoy.

10. PowerSaveMode:
Discription : The patch removes the limitation on the use of phone features in economy mode (low battery).

11. JavaLcdOff:
Discription : The patch fixes the lights in Java-applications. Now the lights go out according to the phone settings.

12. CheckSignOff:
Discription : The patch removes the question of "content is not signed. Continue?" when installing java-applications.

13. FlashPlayer:
Discription : The patch changes the path to the flash drive Help.swf on Media / Res /
and renames it FlashPlayer.swf
the archive is an example
with it in a folder RES Throws games with names 1.swf, 2.swf, 3.swf etc. to 14.swf with a resolution of more than 600 * 430

14. ColourTab:
Discription : Loads the color of the file / Media / Res / Color.bin
+ Sources in the archives for the Monte
+ Color.bin from Fearmaker in orange tones.

15. JavaHideSilentPopup:
Discription : Now when you run Java-based applications in a mode without sound will not matter "Play sound in silent mode?". Sounds will not play.

16. Relocate ActiveSync Folder:
Discription : Move the folder from the / mount / MMC / in Media / Res . After installing the patch, delete the folder from flehi.
Remove completely did not, there is some kind of temporary files, so that just suffered what would your eyes are not corn.

17. Change Calc:
Discription : The patch replaces the standard calculator to a version the user. To do this, you need a phone to create a folder: Res and it put the file

18. KeyHoldTaskMgr:
Discription : The patch allows you to run Task Manager by briefly pressing the button key lock. The patch offers quite large, for example, allows you to roll up and then come back on almost every menu item, a set of SMS, camera, Java, etc., as well as to fully use your phone during a call. Zablokirovka keyboard is now done holding the same button.

19. MyFiles:
Discription : Patch to change the path to the file MyFiles.swf
"System / Flash / MyFiles /" to "media / RES / Flash /"

20. DeleteSThumbDB:
Discription : The patch removes SThumbDB.tdb Memory card.

21. RadioWoHeadset:
Discription : The patch allows you to listen to the radio without headphones.

22. ScreenShot:
Discription : The patch allows you to take screenshots of your phone screen. Activates the command AT + SUBLCD a modem port. Screenshot is saved in a folder / Media / Other files / scr.bin. Before removing the screenshot disable MTP Screen Block using the code * # 6870 # to access the phone features in the mode of connection to the PC.

23. BackKeyTaskMgr:
Discription : The patch allows you to run the task manager holding the central button.
Do not use with a patch KeyHoldTaskMgr .

24. MissedCallReport:
Discription : The patch adds a feature phone notification of the missed call. If there is a missed call, the phone informs about every minute beep and vibration or vibration only (if activated MP3 player, in Java, in a mode without sound). Sound notification should be in / Media/Res/Sound/MissCall.mp3. Notification is carried out as long as you do not go into a call log or return the call to a subscriber whose call missed.

25. FreeOfflineMode:
Discription : The patch allows you to fully use the radio and bluetooth in standalone mode.

26. CameraBGM:
Discription : The patch allows the background playback player and radio in the camera mode.

27. RemoveIncreaseRing:
Discription : Now the phone when an incoming call ring tone will be played directly on the volume, which is set in the profile settings, if the signal is not selected growing melody.

28. Change SWF 1:
Discription : This Patch is the upgraded version of ReplaceSwf2Ffs patch. Does the same as ReplaceSwf2Ffs patch i.e. changes the location of Gadget and Menu flash files (SWF) to Media/Res/Flash. Files must to changed name to Gadget.swf and MainMenu_CM.swf. If that files (or folder) will not be detected, it will load standart Gadget, and don't have a Menu.
Condition: See note at the end

29. Change SWF2:
Discription : Updated version of Change SWF1. This patch allows you to load the res/flash folder from the memory card. Now you can put the res/flash folder containing all the required file of a mod in the memory card, paste the folder in the root directory of the memory card.

30. TalkAon:
Discription : The patch adds a telephone number or function of pronunciation caller name for incoming calls. While only a voice - if ringing melody or vibration + melody. In the latter case, the pronunciation is against the background of an incoming call vibration. If the folder / Media / Res / Sound / file exists nomer_abonenta.mp3 (necessarily with constant bitrate, name - taking into account the mask), it will be played, otherwise the room will be said according to the settings in the file / Media / Res / Config / talk_aon. cfg . If this file is not found, for pronunciation will be chosen configuration of the patch - the last 10 digits. These settings will be used if the file is not found a mask for the current issue. At the time of pronunciation features of the phone numbers are not blocked, and you can answer a call while pronunciation is not completed. To work you must copy the patch file talk_aon.mp3 in the folder / Media / Res / Sound / phone. The archive with a patch program for creating talk_aon.cfg and talk_aon.mp3 and instructions. Paragraph Sound patch the configurator is not used. For correct operation of the necessary patches MasterPatch and Talker v.03 .

31. AddThemes:
Discription : The patch adds an item in my theme settings will be deleted 3 additional subjects. Can switch between them right here without resetting and prekonfiguratsy.

32. SmartHandsfree:
Discription : When phone is locked holding the key on the headset with active MP3 player will jump to the next track.

33. KeyMusicControl:
Discription : Allows you to control the player in the locked mode, a call key (previous track), Back (pause / play), End key (next track).

34. NewPhoneLock:
Discription : Now Screen Lock - USB flash drive in the / Media / Res / Flash / PhoneLock.swf. But: there is no display of missed events (and not likely to be) area in the center of the screen is given to intellectual unlock, so in their USB flash drives have or will adjust or disable smart unlock the settings - there's nothing more to think, and perhaps this is why the standard window blocking was done not to flush. The command to unlock - fscommand ("Send", "KeyUnlock"). To work needed MasterPatch .

35. Change_7092463_1111111:
Discription : The patch replaces the combination to enter the service menu * # 7092463 * # to * # 1111111 at * #.

36. ChangeBTWlan:
Discription : The patch replaces the path of Bluetooth and Wlan.
Note:-
Keep the Bluetooth.swf and Wlan.swf in / Media / Res / Flash (Phone Memory).

37. SndLevelFromSettings:
Discription : After installing the patch, the volume of sounds in all the existing sound patches will depend on the volume settings of sounds the phone.

38. Talker:
Discription : The patch adds the phone function of the current time voice pronunciation (required for correct operation of the patch BackKeyTaskMgr , SndLevelFromSettings ). Called a short pressing the "back" on your desktop. Pressing the playback stops. At the time of playback functions of the phone is not locked. In silent mode, a window appears that in silent mode to disable. File talker.mp3 of the patch tarball copy of / Media / Res / Sound /. The patch requires 60 Kbytes of free space on your phone.

Condition:
For using ReplaceSwf2Ffs, Change SWF v1 and Change SWF v2.
You can use any on of the patches. if you use more than one patch "Change SWF v1" will override and the res/flash folder would be loaded fron the phone or the default folder will be loaded.
For using KeyHoldTaskMgr & BackKeyTaskMgr
You can use only one of the patch at a time.

Patch Menu Details:
Go to patch menu:
Power off the phone and power on using combine: "Lock button" + "Power On/Off button"
Navigate:
* Vol + to up
* Vol - to down.
Save: LOCK button.
Select: CAMERA button
Go Back: CALL button
Next page: MIDDLE button
Explained by-subhash

Guide to install new widgets.

Download the widgets here-http://www.mediafire.com/?02x8seab86dtbh6

1.open the folder and click on html file (the one with web icon)
2.click on touch to install(some widgets contain different names).
3.It will be downloaded to ur phone.click back.
4.Now go to home screen and click on widget.It will show the installed widgets.select the one u want.

read it and enjoy..

Excuse me busy fellow, but why you want to put so much scene? Whenever your friends suggest to do something fun, then only you will have all sorts of work in this world. ‘Oh no, there is so much to do. I have to read, send a report, email this, print that, go to hell and come back by tomorrow morning..’ . Some nonsense reason you will give.

One time two times is ok, always some stupid reason you give? You say you are busy with this, busy with that, but somehow you will find all the time in the world to update status messages, including your bloody latitude and longitude, in all the social networking websites. And still you act as if the whole earth is rotating on your head.

In school days only you put all the scene in the world in front the girls. (The girls bloody didn’t even look at you, that is a different story.) You were sitting under the tree with a book, even in PT period when other boys were playing hand cricket. God knows what you were studying, because you were anyway getting the same 70% marks in all the subjects.

Even today you repeat the same thing. Anyone calls you means you will not attend the call. And then after 2 days like one lord, you will call back and say ‘Sorry man, I was in a meeting that day.’ They will also reply as if nothing has happened ‘Hehe, no problem re, just called you just like that.’

See if you don’t want to anyone to disturb you in chat means, don’t login itself na! Or login under ‘Invisible mode’. Why you want to put “DO NOT DISTURB” as the status man? This is heights of scene. You want to show off in front of everybody that you are the only one doing work and other fellows with green dot are all jobless fools is it? Nonsense.

And worst is the other guys who always have the red dot. You are always busy is it? Who you are trying to fool? First of all, you should not login to chat itself in office, that you know? On top of that you will exhibit all sorts of stupid behaviour.

Oh and in the office the kind of scene you put. Uff man. If you stare seriously into the monitor means, nobody will know is it? Boss, everybody in this world knows you are playing Freecell. That is the only game in the world that will make you look like you are performing some complex integral calculus problems.

Either you do that or you do the other extreme. See, you are in a desk job. Why you always get up and move here and there with sleeves rolled up and pencil behind the ears? People will look at you and go, ‘Man, he is so busy. Such a hard worker’. No? Whenever somebody wants to talk to you, you act as if you are the CEO and immediately tell, ‘Oh, I have a meeting in 5 minutes. Can you please send me a calendar invite for next Wednesday? I am fully booked till then.’

I have one doubt. If you are always in meeting means when you will do your work?

Besides, what meeting meeting? Two people go into the conference room and talk means it is a meeting is it? Two people talking means it is a conversation. Three people only is a meeting. I know what you will discuss in the conference room. ‘Arey, this room is so much better. The AC outside is so bad. Let us stay here for a while.’ All the others outside will think ki you are discussing some mind blowing strategy that will change the history of the company.

Why you want to act like the CEO of the company? Even the CEO is roaming around casually, as if he is jobless. He is looking at you and wondering what so much work you have, he himself cannot understand.

Next time I see you show off, I will ask you questions such that you will want to pluck your tongue and die off. Or even better, I myself will pluck your tongue.

A love story in Infy...

Its the love story of a one infy guy..It might kill Ur precious time (but its worth it)..happy reading :-)

I was sitting on the footpath right outside my hostel building with all my bags packed, waiting for the golf cart which had to drop me till the gate of the Infosys campus in Mysore. Infosys Technologies ltd. is the most prestigious software company in India and its campus in Mysore, where all the fresh entrants are trained is considered to be the best in India. I looked at the surroundings. Road was empty and there was no one around. All the trainees were attending classes as it was around eleven in the morning. A lovely breeze was blowing and I could see some birds frisking, frolicking and playing pranks with each other but I was alone.

I was alone when all my friends were in the class. Now even the birds, the wind and the trees had started teasing me.

I couldn't resist myself from shedding another drop of tear although I'd been doing the same the whole last night. Of course, I was checking out but that was not the only reason for the tears. It was something much bigger than that and very much contemptible. I was not leaving the campus after completing my training but I'd been expelled from the company. Or I can say, I was being thrown out. I felt like dying.

Then appeared the white colored cart coming from the road adjoining Food Court 2. The cart reminded me of my first day in the campus and took me into the past for sometime.

What a lovely evening that was? How excited I was when I put my first step into the heaven called as Mysore campus of Infosys and was completely engrossed with the thoughts of future that what I will do and how I'll enjoy in the campus. First thing that came to my mind that day was to explore the campus and locate all those places I'd seen in those lovely photographs. I sat into the golf cart which took me through some long and winding but neat and clean roads. The first building I noticed was that football shaped spherical building which appeared behind the lush green cricket ground on the right side of the road. In fact that was the only building I'd seen before coming here but I was amazed to see a building on the left which was under construction. It was absolutely phenomenal and resembled the Colosseum of Rome. There was another one which resembled the White House but wasn't white in color.

Some guy in the Cart told that it is GEC or the Global Education Centre where we'll go through our training.

The cart stopped at a small building inside which there was a kind of a reception. We got our luggage checked and room was allotted to me. The guy sitting next to me in the cab was to be my room mate. His name was Varun and was a tall but slim guy from Punjab with a lot of beard on his face looked as if he's not shaved since ages but that really gave him a typical Punjabi looks. I was just thinking how someone like me from Gujrat will stay with such a guy who doesn't even bother to shave his face. Then we were sent to our hostel in another cart. We just found out that our hostel is nearest to FC2 and moreover, the hostel right next to us was a girl hostel. That Punjabi straight away planned to buy a new binocular so that he could easily peep into girls rooms during night.

I opened the door of my room and could not believe my eyes. It was the best room I'd ever seen with my own eyes and was just exhilarated with the thought that I'd be staying here for next few months though with some one who looked to be very unhygienic. But that was not a problem at all coz like all the Punjabis Varun was quite nice at heart. We just kept our bags and explored the whole campus. We saw the lovely swimming pool, Gymnasium, Bowling alley, Market and Habib's haircutting saloon from where Varun got his beard trimmed.

The classes started and we were made to sit in a big room having a huge white board with a couple of projector screens in the front and opposite to that were numerous seats each having a separate computer system. I was made to sit in the third row and luckily between a couple of girls though both of them had just ordinary looks. Later I came to know that we were made to sit alphabetically when I got introduced with both those gals. One was Ganmeet from Punjab and the other was Geetha from Mangalore and sandwiched between them was me, Gaurav Keswani from Vadodra.

Both those gals were quite antithetical in their behavior, style, knowledge and everything they did. Where Ganmeet was quite simple, Geetha was stylish like all ultra-mod and hap Bangalore gals. Ganmeet was calm, composed and reserve but Geetha was dynamic and extrovert. And most importantly, Ganmeet was good in her logics and a very strong programmer and Geetha was a contrast in this matter too. This I realized when she asked me to debug her first C-language assignment. I was shocked to see the code. She had put the include statement within main.

God, she was a B.Tech in comp. science. But her cute and embarrassed smile was clearly accepting her weakness. I helped her and this became a routine. Within in no time we grew very close to each other. We used to have the meals together, we used to study together, we used to watch the movies together and we used to go out together. Our friendship grew more intense when she flunked in the first module test of C language but I got an 'A' and so did Ganmeet. But my roomy, Varun had also flunked. So Geetha and Varun they both had to appear for the re-test. Everyday I used to teach them and make them practice more and more. Now we were like a group. Four of us started staying together as Varun and Ganmeet, both being punjabi's grew very close to each other. Now instead of me, it was Ganmeet who taught him.

Then came the retest. I and Ganmeet were waiting for both of them outside the hall. Varun came out happily clearly showing that he'd cleared and he did. Many came out but she was still in. I was getting worried as only I knew that the hopes were less. It was the last minute when she came out jumping and without speaking a word threw her self on me and kissed on my cheeks. Many had seen but all knew what had happened. I was stunned and so were Varun and Ganmeet. It was obvious for a guy who never had any gal in his life and was kissed by a hot south Indian gal in front of whole batch. But she took it as a very normal thing and I pretended the same.

"Its all because of you Gaurav, that I've cleared it. Hats off to you sweetheart", she said.

We were not into any sort of relationship but that's how she used to call me and in fact all her close friends. But there was nothing wrong in it and I enjoyed it. We grew more and more close to each other. She took care of me in every sense: my dressing, my eating and what ever I did. She told me many things about gals which I'd never known. We now freely shared our body secrets to each other.

On the next weekend she took me to Bangalore where she'd done her engineering degree. We met many of her friends, my friends and went to famous markets and malls of the city. One thing I could say, she'd a very happening friend circle. In the evening we went to a pub where both of us danced after gulping a couple of beer mugs. The dance grew more and more passionate with time. It was my first time in a pub but she was quite used to it. Next evening we left for Mysore which is a three hour journey from Bangalore. But there I'd spent the best weekend of my life.

On the way, we talked about everything on the earth. Then she kept her head on my shoulder and held me which I could say was half a hug. I just responded. I'd never sat like this with a gal ever in my life.

Everything was so nice and tender. Time seemed like flying. I wished I could've been like this forever. I'd fallen in love with her.

"You know what Gaurav", she said.

"What?" I asked.

"You remember that guy Raghav, whom we met in Garuda mall."

"Yeah! Why?"

"We've been in love for last 3 years and yesterday we planned to marry."

she said shyly.

It was all over for me. Ground escaped underneath my feet. I just got away from her in a flash and asked, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I thought I'll tell you after you meet him. I hope I wasn't wrong?"

"No.. You are right. Anyways Congrats" I said, sounding very low.

"thanks." she said.

No one spoke a word after that for next one hour. She was busy with her iPod and I was with my novel when suddenly she asked," What happened Gaurav? Why are you so quiet?"

"Nothing", I said.

She kept on asking again and again but I'd the same answer until she got irritated and said," you are telling me or not?"

"Its of no use dear. You can't do anything about it." I said and rightly so. I loved her and she loved someone else whom she was going to marry.

"Well, let me make 3 guesses." She said in a very naughty tone and I agreed.

"Ok. Hmmmmmmm. You didn't enjoy with me at Bangalore?" she asked.

I nodded my head straight away. Both of us knew that this wasn't the reason. I thought she was just trying to change my mood.

"thennnn. U didn't like Raghav?"

Now she was coming to the point. This was somewhat the reason but not the exact one.

"Hey. He's quite good yaar and both of u make a nice couple. And it's your life; I don't have to marry him. So, last guess now." I replied.

"Then... you've a liking for me?" She said smiling.

I was caught. In fact clean bowled. She'd hit the bull eye. I turned red. I tried my level best to control my expressions and said,"No way yaar. I don't like to call engaged nos."

"ohhhhh. Mr. Gaurav keswani think about it again."

I had to admit it now. And this time she laughed. I asked the reason but again she laughed. I was perplexed at her enigmatic laugh. Finally she spoke.

"You know what my stupid."

"What?" I inquired filled with curiosity.

"Raghav and I are just friends you dumb."

She broke into chuckles again. I was confused and even I'd started smiling now and finally started laughing with her.

This time I held her and said, "I love you Geetha."

"I love you too stupid. And did all this coz I know that you were not going to propose me easily" She replied.

We both fell in each other's arms and waited for our destination.

Finally Geetha was mine. It was the happiest day of my life. We reached Mysore campus and again got busy into our same daily routine: attending the classes, completing assignments, studying in the class after dinner. I always used to thank god for the life he'd given me. Modules tests came and went. I kept on getting 'A' grades and she somehow managed to clear them. Both of us were quite happy. We made a few trips with Varun and Ganmeet to Ooty, Coorg and Mangalore which was Geetha's home town. We met her parents there who were very humble but her little sister was naughty like her.

Now we had entered the last month of our training. Shortly we were going to have our comprehensive exam which was a mixture of all the modules which we'd studied so far. It also included a practical exam in which we'd to complete a project within 3 hours and it was the toughest thing especially for someone like Geetha. The day for compre came. All of us cleared it but Geetha. Both of us were very depressed. Now she'd to appear for it again. Actually compre is the most important part of the training. If you don't clear it your training won't complete. Now retest was the only hope for her.

Retest was the very next day. We were going to classroom after dinner.

And suddenly she started crying.

"Gaurav. I really love you." She said.

"I love you too sweetu. Don't cry. Everything would be ok. I'm there for you. I won't let you flunk again." I consoled her.

"No. I will because there's no way out. And we'll be separated forever.

"

"No dear. It won't ever happen" I said and took her in my arms.

"Gaurav. Can you do something for me?" She asked.

"Of course my love. My whole life is yours." I said.

"You'll have to sit along with me tomorrow. You know every one does it.

Meenal's boyfriend helped her out that's why she cleared. I hope Even I can expect this much from my love." She said.

I was drowned into deep thinking because it was really risky, In fact very risky. We could've been thrown out of the company if caught. But on the other side was my love. What I would do in the company without her because if she fails she'd be out, I thought. Then I just looked into matter carefully that these people never count the number of candidates appearing for a test and how many are extra. Then I thought that I'll sit on another system and complete the project and submit on Geetha's employee id.

The day came; we all were sitting in the class room. I was sitting a bit far from her and finally we got the project. It was not at all tough for me. I started working on it and had completed almost half when Srikkanth.M entered into the classroom. He was our batch owner, just like a class teacher in schools. Don't know how but he'd got the report that no. of candidates appearing were more than the no. in the list. I was shocked. It was a dead end to my career. Coming time won't be easy for me and I'll have to face a lot, I thought. I look at Geetha's face.

She was looking as lovely and innocent as ever. But she too was badly shocked. But don't know why, I wasn't afraid. Love had given me a special courage and I was doing it for my love, no one else. So what if I'm caught. Srikkanth knew me quite well as I was among those who'd got 100/100 in his module, java. He looked at me straight away and called me.

Srikkanth himself was shocked when he found me as the culprit. But he was helpless as company is very strict against the cheating cases. He asked me again and again the name of the guy for whom I'm screwing up my career. But how would've I named my love. I didn't speak a word. He insisted again and again that Infosys needed brains like me but I would not listen. Finally he gave up and reported to HR department. The same question was asked again and again from me but my love was the most important thing in the world for me now. They then asked me to write a resignation letter and I did the same. I was fired.

Someone's strange voice hit my ears and came out of the world of my thoughts. I was still sitting on the footpath and looking at the trees and the birds.

"Come on sir. Sit in the cart." Cart driver said.

"Oh yes. Lets go." I replied and left the campus and the company for ever.

Now you all must be having one question your mind. That what about Geetha? Geetha cleared the exam. I think I had taught her enough and rest she cheated from the guy who was sitting next to her. I waited for her call after the incident but she didn't. I called her but she didn't attend my call. And most interesting thing is that it has been 8 months since that incident but we never had a talk

patch files for firmwares...

click to download multiloader 5.56(required for modding)

patches for MFJF1(has 3 different themes)

patches for XEJB3

patches for MFJF1

patches for XEJE1

patches for XXJA4 

complicated chemistry..

Chemistry is Complicated ... 2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test ..

G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test

... G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?

G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me ...
G2 : NO !

G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !

G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !

G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !

G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?

G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..

G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O

G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen

G1 : Damn Not Oxygen .. I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K

G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element 166 ?
G2 : Uhh

G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH

G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly

G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !

G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me ... But I Am Asking Your Help
G2 : U !

G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !!

G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium !

some facts about Training in Infy..

There are 2 types of batches..
Normal batch- generic, intermediate, stream
Fast-track batch-generic,stream

You should get 75 % in generic training which contains three modules..
programming(PSOS,C),RDBMS and Software Engg
Fast track is nothing but u will start stream training without
attending intermediate training....

generic modules pass mark is 65 %..
intermediate is 65% and for stream 50% in each module and
average of the four module should be 65 % 

Generic:3 modules
1) OOPs, Java
2) RDBMS
3) Software Engg.

Intermediate: 1 module
(unix ,Java, RDBMS)

Stream: J2EE/Mainframe/Open System/ Finacle/
Dot Net and few more new options are there..

FAQ's on Samsung Monte-2

What program do I connect the phone to the PC?
Program Kies, CD with software should be attached to the phone.

Do you need a stylus?
No, the phone does not require this.

What games / programs are  supported in Monte?
Supports game / programs based on Java language

How to enable / disable 3G mode?
To enable, go to Menu-> Settings-> Network Settings->
Network mode and select UMTS 900/2100.

Do accelerometer works in Java?
At this moment accelerometer in Java is locked and
nothing is known about the introduction of this.

Is your phone has a virtual qwerty keyboard?
It is available in  S5620JTJL2 and JPKC1.

How to get rid of locked files uploaded
to the software by the operator?
You need to install TkFileExplorer 2.2,
and with his help remove the data files

How quickly u can go to  profile "silent"?
You must enter on the keyboard and hold "#".

How to run a VGA front camera, and if I can use it to take pictures?
Type *#7353# on the keypad and select vt camera and take photo..
 
Is speed dial available in monte? How to assign them?
Yes, Speed Dial is available.enter the phone book, select the Favorites list
and then assign the number.

When you change the firmware,then appeared a blue E icon,what does it mean?how to get rid of it?
Icon appears when we are in the range of the network Edge.
We can wait until it's gone, or use the code: * # 4777 * 8665 #, uncheck the option that
appears and then restart the phone.

Is the use of Wi-Fi  free?
Yes, Wi-Fi is completely free .

Data Often when browsing web pages gives me "memory full" how to get rid of it?
Install Opera Mini and browse the site or clear cache.

How do I check  firmware?
Type *#1234# on the keyboard.

How to install new firmware?
http://karthikbuchi.blogspot.com/2011/06/flashing.html.


How to install new MODS(themes)?
http://karthikbuchi.blogspot.com/2011/06/moddding-guide.html.

Do the use of GPS cost me?
Applications such as Google maps or NaviExpert charge for downloading maps.
There are also applications such as In-travel, or mgmaps TrekBuddy so-called "offline" that use
the map located on the SD / SDHC phone and charge no fees.

Test your Smartness...

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position
are you in?

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,

so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!

firmwares with their download link -2

Download them according to ur region. Bcz  even i don't know the features of all these  firmwares.

S5620OXAJC1

S5620XXJE4-OXAJE2 

S5620XXJH2-OXA-All-EU

S5620JPJB3 

S5620JPJB4 

S5620JPJD6 

S5620JPKC1 

S5620JPJH1 

S5620JVJB3

S5620MFJF1 

S5620CXJE1 

S5620BVJF2-IDE 

S5620AOJD3-VIA 

S5620AEJF1-SFR

S5620DDJC1 

S5620DDKC1  

S5620DXJJ1 

S5620DWJE1-VMA

S5620XEJB2 

S5620XEJB3 

S5620XEJD1 

S5620XEJE1 

S5620XEJI2   

S5620XFJE1 

S5620XXJF2-OXDJF2

FAQ's on Samsung Monte..

1)Contacts - How do I manage my phone and SIM contacts?
Ans:
To copy numbers from SIM to phone or phone to SIM,
    Tap Phonebook
    Tap More
    Tap Copy contacts
    Tap either Phone to SIM or SIM to phone
    Tap the contacts you wish to copy, then tap Copy.

2)Calls - How can I block incoming calls for certain numbers
Ans:
This phone does not block incoming calls for certain numbers, but it can automatically reject them.
To activate the auto rejection and set up the reject list,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Application Settings
    Tap Call
    Tap All calls
    Tap Auto reject
    Tap ON under Activation
    Tap Add number
    Enter a number to reject and tap Done
    Tap Save
    Tap the check box next to the number to activation it.
    Continue to add more numbers if needed, by returning to Step 8
    Tap Save.


3)GPS - How do I check up my phones internal GPS is working?
To checking your GPS is working
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Phone settings
    Tap GPS settings
    Tap GPS position
    Tap Satellite status
    Shortly you should see your GPS position.
Your phone has another way to find your location quicker than just using GPS alone, this is called GPS+ or A-GPS.
This extra location finder can drain your battery quicker than just using GPS on its own and could also lead to Data usage charges.
To activate this extra location finder,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Phone settings
    Tap GPS settings
    Tap GPS+ settings
    Tap Download data
    Tap Accept to the Terms & Conditions
If you're still finding it hard to get a signal you may want to try the following,
    If you're indoors, go outdoors
    If you're outdoors, move to a more open space
    Check that your hand does not cover the GPS antenna of your phone (most phone manuals will tell you where this is)
    Bad weather conditions can affect the signal strength
    Some vehicles have tinted windows, which may block the satellite signals.


4)IMEI - How do I find the IMEI number of my phone?
Ans:
There are three places to find the IMEI number.
    On the box the phone came in.
    Underneath the battery in the phone.
    Tap Keypad and dial *#06#
    Tap Confirm to exit the screen.


5)Internet - How do I clear the cache?
To clear the cache,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Internet
    Tap Settings
    Tap Clear cache
    Tap Yes to Clear cache?


6)Internet - How do I clear the cookies?
Ans:
To clear the cache,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Internet
    Tap Settings
    Tap Empty cookies
    Tap Yes to Empty cookies?


7)Internet - When browsing the internet on my phone, how do I stop images from being downloaded?
Ans:
To stop images from being download to your phone,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Internet
    Tap Settings
    Tap Preferences
    Highlight Display images and tap Off
    Tap Save.


8)Memory - How do I format the memory card?
Ans:
* Before formating your memory card,  backup anything you have stored on the card using the PC Suite software that came with the phone. This software can also be downloaded from the Samsung Website *
To format the memory card,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Memory Settings
    Tap Memory card details
    Tap Format
    Press Yes to the warning Formating will erase all data. Format now?

9)Network - How do I change to manual/automatic network selection?
Ans:
To change to manual/automatic network selection,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Network settings
    Tap Select network
    Tap either Automatic or Manual and tap Select


10)Offline Mode - How do I switch 'Offline mode' on/off?
Ans:
Offline mode enables you to switch off the phone part of the mobile.
When in Offline mode you can not make and receive calls, but you can continue using other parts of the phone like the camera, music player etc.
To switch Offline mode on,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Phone profiles
    Tap Offline, a blue tick will now appear to show it is the active profile.
To switch Offline mode off,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Phone profiles
    Tap the profile you wish to use, a blue tick will now appear to show it is the active profile.


11)PIN - How do I change the PIN number on my phone?
Ans:
To change the PIN number on your phone,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Settings
    Tap Security
    Tap Change PIN
    Enter your Current PIN and tap Confirm
    Enter your New PIN and tap Confirm
    Confirm your New PIN and tap Confirm.


12)Profiles - How do I change the volume / switch off the keypad tones on my phone?
Ans:
To change to volume / switch off keypad tones on your phone,
Press the volume up/down buttton on the left hand side of the phone, when on the standby screen.


13)Software - How do I find the software version of my phone?
Ans:
To find the software version of your phone.
    Tap Keypad.
    Dial *#1234#.
    Tap Confirm to exit the screen


14)Voicemail - How do I enter the Voicemail number on my phone?
Ans:
To find where to enter the Voicemail number your phone,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Messages
    Tap Settings
    Tap Voice mail number
    Tap the Centre address box
    Tap the Centre address box again
    Enter the no then tap Done.
    Tap Save.


15)Wi-Fi - How do I manage my Wi-Fi connetions?
Ans:
To add a Wi-Fi connection,
    Tap Menu
    Slide to page two and then tap Wi-Fi
    Tap the handset icon to turn the Wi-Fi on
    Tap Search, the phone will now search for networks in the area
    Tap the network you wish to add
    Tap Add
    Tap Save
To remove a Wi-Fi connection,
    Tap Menu
    Tap Network settings
    Tap Connections
    Tap Delete
    Tap the connection you wish to remove so a blue tick appears next to it
    Tap Delete
    Tap Yes to the question Delete?