‎*FUN GAME*

choose your month of birth
January: I went with
February: I spent the night with
March: I killed
April: I tickled
May: I slapped
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I'm married
September: I beat
October: I dressed as
November: I fired
December: I slept with
THEN FIND THE DAY OF YOURBIRTHD AY:
1: A robot
2: my teacher
3: A mechanic
4: My Best Friend
5: An Elephant
6: A computer
7: A man
8: a chair
9: A cat
10: a mouse
11: a girl
12: Abderrahim
13: a baboon
14: SpongeBob
15: a carrot
16: nurse
17: a criminal
18: a child
19: a banana
20: a little shit
21: Mr I know everything
22: pikatchu
23: a hamster
24: a pokemon
25: an alien
26: a whale
27: a black cat
28: a ghost
29: a dancer
30: a guy
31: a zombie
AND FINALLY THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME:
A: To save the future
B: for I (the) hate
C: and I like that
D: only 5 DH
E: Because I do not like it
F: And I am beautiful / beautiful
G: To be satisfied / satisfied
H: And it was weird but cool
I: to give me the value
J: and I find it funny
K: for any reason
L: and I celebrated it with Mom
M: to be a hero
N: because I like to do that
O: because I love life
P: just for fun
Q: and it hurt
R: Abderrahim because I was asked
S: for my boyfriend / girlfriend
T: I was dark and a dog on it
U: because I'm crazy
V: and I calmed down at the end
W: for I have no friends
X: and I feel a smell coming from my feet
Y: and makes me happy
Z: and it's a secret
Post your sentence!
Which will be the coolest?

EXample:

DOB January 1 and name is ak....=I went with a robot to save the future

Answer these questions...

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend her to have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks
8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES . . .


.. . . you just killed Beethoven - Gr8 musician

Jokes for all Indian Fans...

1)
Q : Why did Dhoni quit smoking after England's  tour?
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A : He  lost all his matches.!!!



2)
Lalu's son: Papa agar aap ko
Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Lalu : 10 Rs ka...

Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...
Dono bhi to utha saktey ho..

3)

Q.What would an american/british say to his indian servant who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!

4)

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to

call him up…?

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Ring De Basanti

5)

Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]

Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"

6)

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

some random stuffs

1)
 Two terrorists were having a discussion in a bar!
Waiter : what's the discussion about?
Terrorist [1]: we are planning to kill 14000 people & a DONKEY.
Waiter : WHY YOU WANNA KILL A DONKEEEEYYYY?
Terrorist [2] says 2 the other one : see i told you na, no one cares about the people.

2)

 FULLFORMS which are not known to many of US:

BUS: Break Under Stopping.

CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke: Joy of kids entertainment.

Aim: Ambition in mind.

Date: Day and time evolution.

Eat: energy and taste.

Tea: Taste and energy admitted.

Pen: power enriched in Nib.

Nylon: New York London (manufacturers Name).

Smile: Sweet memories in lip expression.

Bye: Be with you everytime. :

3)

 Teacher asked Santa in Maths class: What is 5 autorickshaw + 5 autorickshaw equal to?

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Santa: Volkswagen (Das Auto)

Teacher fainted

4) Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

 Clearly misunderstood

 Exact Estimate

 Small Crowd

 Act Naturally

 Found Missing

 Fully Empty

 Pretty ugly

 Seriously funny

 Only choice

 Original copies

&

the Mother of all

 Happily Married

5)
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two!
She gets so angry She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them staying our bedroom.


Hope you have said hello to them :P




6)A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of

Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'

"It's PERFORMANCE&not POSITIONthat ultimately counts."

HTC Sensation Beta for Samsung Monte(s5620)

Hi Guys check this new mod.
This is a beta version and it has some bugs.
Thanks to siris_cac for this mod..
I think it works with MFJF1 only..

Features:(Beta Version)
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1.Smoothest Theme.(Includes smooth sliding)
2.Original Launcher with Slider Tab.
3.HD Graphics.
4.HTC Top Notification bar.
5.HTC Sense Tru® Lockscreen with Live weather animations.
6.High Speed.
7.Added weather app.
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Todo:(In Upcoming Updates)
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1.Live Memo Editor with saving.
2.Position saving for icons and widgets.
3.3D Wallpaper,Lockscreen Changer.
4.3D Scenes Pick.
5.Including More tabs in launcher.
6.Adding Support for Custom Roms And Language.


preview

click to download