Jokes for all Indian Fans...

1)
Q : Why did Dhoni quit smoking after England's  tour?
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A : He  lost all his matches.!!!



2)
Lalu's son: Papa agar aap ko
Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Lalu : 10 Rs ka...

Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...
Dono bhi to utha saktey ho..

3)

Q.What would an american/british say to his indian servant who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!

4)

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to

call him up…?

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Ring De Basanti

5)

Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]

Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"

6)

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!